When you eat one of these dogs it’s a challenge NOT to have a heart attack, so you’d better have your last will and testament prepared. To get through one you need to be somewhat indestructible, so what better condiment to start out with than an indestructible food: The Twinkie.
TIP: Before eating this dog, schedule an appointment with your nearest cardiologist to make sure you’re cleared for consumption.
Take a Twinkie, poke a hole in the end and shove your favorite phallic meat inside so it is tightly wrapped around it.
Now, get yourself a mini at home deep fryer. OR if you are lazy – and we are guessing you are - take your stuffed Twinkie to Mickey D’s and ask Pablo to toss it in the fryer for you (don’t forget to slip him a few bucks).
Then, after the Twinkie Dog is deep fried, roll it around in a mix of deep fried peppers, deep fried onions, deep fried cheese… as well as deep fried versions of the following: chili, mustard, relish, sauerkraut, bacon, chili peppers, and jalapenos.
Then, take the whole thing AND DEEP FRY THAT.
With the onset of a total global meltdown looming, from the unrest in the Middle East, devastating natural disasters and a cloud of nuclear radiation spreading, you may want to eat this dog as a tastier version of a cyanide pill for your own emergency “exit strategy.”
